Prueba en carretera del Porsche 911 GTS: conducir en Múnich suena divertido. Es horrible. - Autoblog

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MÚNICH — Pasar una semana con un 2023 911 Porsche El Carrera 4 GTS en Munich resultó tener 473 caballos del yin esperado y una humeante pila de yang. El yang no tuvo nada que ver con el Porsche.

But let’s start with the sweetness embodied in this Ice Grey Metallic coupe. By now, we all know enthusiast scribes get the zoomies worse than a husky in winter’s first snow over four things: lightness, manual transmissions, brown wagons, and Porsche 911. Tengo dos de ellos en este auto.

The thing about the 911 is that almost everything said about it is true — at least, true enough to be a useful generalization. Sarcasm over the Darwinian pace of mutations? The cynic’s take on sticker packages and relentless special editions? Invective about the owners? Horror at the fantastically atomized and traumatically expensive options menu? All true enough.

Debido a que el 911 encarna su propio yin y yang, el otro lado merece una audiencia; hay sacramentos dinámicos que absuelven supuestos pecados. ¿Dirección sobrenatural lo suficientemente aguda como para transmitir el contenido de agua en el asfalto? ¿Aceleración que prioriza el manejo y el agarre utilizables sobre las estadísticas de las hojas de cálculo? ¿Una ráfaga de gases de escape a altas revoluciones tan adictiva? ¿Las grandes farmacéuticas pagarían a los médicos para que prescribieran dosis altas si fuera posible? Todo esto también es bastante cierto. El equilibrio ha cambiado desde los días analógicos (mejor manejo, peor sonido de escape, por ejemplo), pero el 911 siempre ha sido de grado integral, y hoy, como entonces, los ingenieros de Stuttgart se encuentran a la cabeza de la clase.

Some demerits I could charge against the GTS could just as easily be taken as a compliments. Specifically, around town, it’s all relaxation and composure with zero sense of occasion. The easiest way to remember you’re in a 911 is to look at the people outside looking at your 911.

On the smooth, snaking roads between German towns, the GTS maintains the same demeanor – it’s just quicker and louder about it. Staggered 20- and 21-inch “Turbo S” wheels clinging to staggered, sticky rubber weren’t going to come undone short of velocities that would have had cámaras rapidas brillando como paparazzi en el Festival de Cine de Berlín.

The only genuine dent in the armor was the exhaust note, done additional disservice by Europe’s mandated gas particulate filter. Over a surprising range of steady-state speeds, it was endlessly monotonous.

Y Porsche debería vender cada 911 con una petaca, porque el único portavasos al que puede acceder el conductor contiene más desdén que líquido.

Suficiente de eso. Esto es grandioso. Cuando su colega Byron Hurd revisó el GTS 2022, he called it “Just shy of perfect,” his archetype of perfection being a GT3. I call that an honest and reasonable assessment, and I agree with it. If you want the ultimate modern and subtle 911 daily without the playboy flamboyance of the Turbo or the arrogant flamboyance of the GT cars, the GTS marks the X that marks the spot. Especially if you live somewhere you can regularly run 160 mph on a four-hour "roadtrip".

In keeping with Mr. Hurd’s financial wariness about the cost of perfection, I nominate a different paragon of the ideal, though: A previous-generation 911 that’s lighter, rawer, more alive. I admit to this being a fallacious and unreasonable assessment. Life, like a 911, isn’t meant to be enjoyed in reverse, so my thousand-yard-stare into the rearview mirror is a waste of time. Instead, I would likely be better served looking to the left, at the lighter, rawer, and admittedly less powerful 911 Carrera T.

Sad thing is, I wouldn’t look at either car if I had to have them in Munich again, which brings me to the hot, heavy paper bag full of yin I experienced over those seven days. The worst part of having a GTS for a week in Munich was not wanting to drive the GTS in Munich.

I’ve been writing for years about how European cities have taken up battle against cambio climático, con armas que incluyen estrictas emisión, legislación, zonas exclusivas de emisiones, tasas de congestión, diesel bans, and the impending ostracism of the internal combustion engine. I think this Munich trip was my first intense experience of it, and it wasn’t fun. Until I was headed out of Munich, the car spent most of its time here:

Let me make the first of three interjections. Munich, with Germany’s densest population, has been a haven for molasses traffic for a while, and roped off una zona especial de emisiones en el centro de la ciudad en 2008. En 2010, el tráfico mundial La empresa de estudios INRIX cotiza en Munich sexta en la lista de ciudades alemanas con mayor congestión.

Despite that, this was the first time I decided to drive as little as possible, and I’ve been hanging out with cars in Munich for 20 years. There was more traffic throughout more of the day, moving even more slowly than I remembered. There were strangely placed and frustratingly low speed limits. The closer I got to downtown, the worse it got. There were road works in the strangest places, some of them looking arbitrary or abandoned and requiring ungainly detours. Dawdling there felt like getting around the west side of Los Angeles, where you accept that an eight-mile trip is going to take an hour assuming everything goes well.

Munich’s always been a bike town and everybody gets along with it. But there were new bike lanes flowing with cyclists and scooter riders who made every right turn a chance to get charged with vehicular manslaughter. I rode a bicycle for years; I’m fine with giving the right-of-way. But the hordes were effectively another lane of traffic between me and a right turn that usually lacked measures to make sure vehicles could turn safely. And the 911 doesn’t offer the most generous three-quarter view.

On my third day in Munich, I took a trip out of town with a local friend to Sternbergersee. As we hit the highway — then had to slow down to 80 km/h on a four-lane-wide stretch of Autobahn for no discernible reason — I asked her, “Has traffic in Munich got worse?”

She turned sideways in her seat to face me, took a deep breath, and said, not exactly at conversational volume, “Yes. It’s the Greens. It’s terrible.”

Estaba hablando de la coalición política gobernante, señalando largamente y con entusiasmo que los Verdes habían hecho que conducir fuera casi insoportable en sus esfuerzos por lidiar con el cambio climático.

La 2R se biseca BMW sede y rodea Múnich

Time for my second interjection: I’m all for vehículos eléctricos y tenía mi casa conectada con un cargador last year. I’m an even bigger fan of clean air, clean waterways, clean power. I love the word “sustainable.” I don’t have enough thumbs to show how much I upvote a clean Earth.

However, certain implementations in certain places have made me wonder about the means being enacted to create and/or ensure one. Munich isn’t the first time.

I asked two other friends, Munich locals, the same question. Both told similar tales of political action and confounding traffic measures. I saw how seriously one of them took it when I had to return the key to the apartment I’d been staying in.

I usually stay on the west side of town by Nymphenburg Castle and BMW Welt (pictured above) where the 2R thoroughfare is a well-used connector. My friend who needed the key had a brisk response to that plan: “I don’t want you to have to cross town.” He told me to instead leave the key with a friend of his on the west side and he’d pick it up whenever he was over that way.

If “do not drive” is the next phase of what I’ve been writing about, or, heaven forbid, the endgame … well … wow.

Lo que me lleva a mi última interjección: tengo que decir una vez más que pensar this trip was my first experience with climate action’s confounding effect on traffic. That conclusion is based solely on anecdotal evidence from my friends. So far, I can’t find any English-language reporting relating the two. Munich’s traffic has got worse, though, regardless of the cause. In 2016, una encuesta INRIX Munich ocupa el octavo lugar en la lista de ciudades europeas con los peores atascos de tráfico, la tercera peor en Alemania después de Karlsruhe y Stuttgart. Otro estudio de INRIX el mismo año nombré a la 2R, cerca de mi lugar habitual, como el segundo peor punto de tráfico de Alemania. En 2022, Múnich ganó la copa. INRIX’s 2022 Traffic Scorecard nombró a Múnich como la peor de Alemania por el número de horas que el conductor promedio pierde a causa del tráfico cada año y la velocidad promedio de último kilómetro más lenta de la ciudad.

I’m going back to Europe for an extended stay over the summer, and there will be a few weeks in Munich and around Germany. I’m going to try to connect some whats with some whys while there. And this time, if I end up with another car as cool as the GTS, I’m going to park outside town and ride a bicycle in.